mate your maw eats ravioli out of the tin

@Aya your da steals bin bags fae aldi

@fuzzyplant Your gran asks for more ketchup with her soup

stop saying like, we get it, you're a bellend

how do you cook a liberal male, asking for a friend

raw

aya aye

what in the fuck

the only fat thing around here pal is yer maw's benefit claims

It's not gay if you high five after

pornhub is the gay brazzers

prove me wrong

you'll fit right in then

homosapiens, correct

woah, slow down there buddy

That's liberal talk

@Octavia ah yes, gold is up by 2%

holy heck

now that I can get behind

how about that silver though

not looking too shabby

I remember last hogmanay my front door went missing, never threw an empty since then

@󠀀󠀀AK gee that one a bye eh

well

those memes are pure shit

the fuck is cp

naw, now I want to google it

fuck sake

FBI

sometimes I want some cunt to unplug the entire internet

that person sounds like they hang about the cat house (catty)

A good dating site is skype

skype is like holding a loaded hand grenade

fucking a single maw is like punching mist

ngl

Pumping a single mum is like coughing into a toilet

I love that one

all time classic

if she's a 10 then it's debatable

in scotland

good one

I needed that

plug back into waifu sim

w-

so what you're telling me is that you're full of shite

where you at

What's up RAT

steady on there pal