+giveme consent

Only necrophilia if you think they were alive in the first place.

Bone apple tea

Tea and biscuits.

@!Zuja cheese lad I'm new ere

I don't ask questions

I get told.

I thought faq would be verbal

I can't read

Reyt I read faq and I've got a headache

Nickel back.

Bob Ross. Absolute lad.

F

I don't think anyone understands.

Squisso returns.

Bobs welcome to take over.

He's a real man.

Geht auf.

Every time I look at soup dad's PFP I feel something is about to go down.

@Product of Millenia of Incest its in the link lad.

@Product of Millenia of Incest look ere m8. I ain't lookin for trouble and I can't read. But your wrong mister.

The quaver thing is the best thing I've heard all day

D E P O R T

Hammond.

Put your mother away

@Product of Millenia of Incest yeah. Men get the right of way

Best kind of cancer

The kind that doesn't kill ya

That is what I think mister.

THE B O N E Z O N E

@holy heccaroni thats grim

That's grim lad.

M8

Soi

Ey.

Fat LAD.

Just cause you're fat doesn't mean I'm talking to. You.

@soup dad lad.

I feel ya.

Mossssssssssssss

h

Benjamin.

I haven't listened to Benjamin in years

No.

Which n-word?

Oh OK cool

How long do bans last? Curious for when I inevitably get dunked.

Epic

Nah m8 askin for a friend

Hol up I think hell actually give you the number

Le pupper

Zehr.

Lads.

You can't think of a new colour.

M8.

I prefer a well seasoned steak.

Who tf making 27?

What the hell m8?

I got an A in computer science for playing with LEGO.

Why go to the game?

Just lad out at pub

And by pub, I mean at home cause ill get mugged

I read that as Bazinga.

Britain doesn't have the budget to increase military.

Britain has no guns cause the people don't have rights.

Still gets shot up every few days.

Ya can't do politics in Britain cause ya get called a cu

Checking: C-word?

Don't touch politics

It's the big gay over here.

Bin men get more respect than prime minister

M8 if you can fix Britain I'll tickle your pickle

With a feather cause I'm. NOt gay

Can't afford a bag of spuds.

"I think nothing is not enough"

Get these people back in the coal Mines then

Her face disturbs me

I'm with Jim on this one

I appreciate tig øł biddies but

I love the contrast in conversations

Neck thicker than my dick.

Figures good but again. Face.

And giraffe neck again.

M8 I'm colourblind

My eyes are fucked

Implants. Are. Gay.

@LorneM magic.

Somebody trying run over this monstrosity

Car smacked her and bounced off.

Why?

Wheres the rest of her legs?

Jim.

That's the best analogy I've ever heard.

Or simile whatever.

Bend reality to their will!

@VerStompin m8 I ain't sticking my dick in water bottle. If she ain't real. It ain't good

Overfilled exercise balls.

No bounce. Just like a spherical brick.

Bounce and feeling.