Message from @YeetshirtNinja
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my cat looks at me like im a vending machine, my dog looked at me like i was the creator of the universe
Wtf is that cat
@Dazzie dont dox yer uncle like that
I know thats a joke dazzie but I don’t want my face ripped off
awwww 2 monkeys
Lol
Fuck sake
Ill leave the room for 3 seconds. I come back and its like they havent seen me in 2 years
chimps dont really do much face ripping
thats baboons
key word being much
chimps mostly break fingers and toes if they rage out and hurt you
aye chimps don't rip the face, they eat it
Cats don’t do either, unless youre dead.
Just spank the baboons arse if it rips yer face off
Then they just eat your face
Lol
id love a Clyde from Every Which Way But Loose, but fuck the whole looking after it shit
my brother wanted to buy a monkey, some wee capuchin thing he saw for sale....whole family had a pure intervention on him to tell him not to fucking do it
Aren't chimps capable of breaking your fucking neck
id rather have the dog
cats will eat the old ladies who spend the last years of their lives with them
I once got bit by a capuchin the little shit @Mandy
lol Spork
on a regular basis enough that it's expected
I was like 6 and I hate them
Still cute
Capuchins are devious little bastards
i got bit on the nose by a chinchilla , lil shit
Fair
ill never forget i had a m8 with a big ass bird that i had to defend myself from..... birb died as a result
If I could have any animal I'd walk around with this cunt. Not a single smackhead would ask you for 40p
Describe the battle
The devil birds
Just a fat emu
That sad moment when you have to put stuff back in the store
it bit my head and i threw it into a wall and it didnt move
who was the tv presenter that kept getting pecked by one of those back in the day
@Spork molk say that to it's face