Message from @Bonk
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If I could have any animal I'd walk around with this cunt. Not a single smackhead would ask you for 40p
Describe the battle
The devil birds
Just a fat emu
That sad moment when you have to put stuff back in the store
it bit my head and i threw it into a wall and it didnt move
who was the tv presenter that kept getting pecked by one of those back in the day
@Spork molk say that to it's face
Mental
his mom was furious
she tried to get the cops on me
Nah, you good @Bonk
Cassowarys are just mean looking fuckers all around
yeah british
they are just mini raptors
fuck that
^
Rod Hull
some dude on tv was talking about the birds and one just kept pecking him over and over
@YeetshirtNinja lol yea, been chased by one, they suck
wouldn't fuck with either
fuck badgers
Honey badgers just don’t give a shit
Honey badgers are the best self defence animal. Thing will fight a lion and win
actually did you know beavers are mean af?
Bullet proof basically
ah i remember that, cant remember a name tho, maybe it was Scofield tbh
nothing is bulletproof, you just need a bigger bullet
Skin tough enough to survive machete blows, locals freak when they see one
The honey badger will bit the butler
Bullet
Yea fuckers wouldn’t survive a .50 🤣
i just keep remembering the rod hull and emu interviews where he terrorised the presenters
No chill
@Spork molk I'd rather have a pet Wolverine tbh they would fuck up a honey Badger
ran into a group of beavers by accident and they chased me for a WHILE
I should get that printed on a bumper sticker, the rednecks would love it
hehe emu and rod hull were class
haha I loved those