The dog filter is ironic in fact might be a bear

Mandy's no thot, she'd claw your eyes out mate.

then you could get paul on the other one and go 'to me to you' when walking

My mate got a pure black sleeve done.

Why

wut

ill fight mandy

Because he's a pretentious cunt.

He's a pure stamp ow

now*

"Sir roll your sleeves up"
"what sleeves"

Weird @Tailed Feature is that some cultural reference or he just wanted one black arm ?

what i was gonna say like a nice floral piece or something, you lot have dirty minds

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Mate, I wouldn't fight Mandy you melt.

i'm almost 30 and don't have any tattoos <:dabzie:437894296805572608>

dont want any

somehow managed to escape unmarked

Neither, jimbo.

@Mandy Something to do with darkness, probably some Lovecraft thing.

I have no tattoos either.

i was more into piercing anyway

does he spend longer than a second to say what kind of coffee he wants?

Imagine going to tarot lmao

@Jim Most of the cunts at my MMA club have ironic tattoos,fuck that.

ive never had a tat or a piercing

@Dazzie I've said to my Mum I could do tarot for her for 40 quid.

Just shuffle them and deal them like poker, make up some shit.

I used to have ear piercings but took them out when I trained as a teacher. The holes never really healed.

My mum would laugh at me and tell me to do it for my brother so he doesn't buy booze and scratch-it cards with his money

just fire out some fucking uno cards n tell her she'll meet a talk dark and handsome millionaire in the near future

sorted, easy £40

The single Mum's who put the lottery on and buy 5 scratch cards with their dole money

I'd be one of the ones that sees bad tidings and then needs more money to be specific

I got raging at my mum cause she went to one of those spiritualists fucks that was pure claiming to talk to my Grandpa. Due to slamming some cunt into the crystal ball to fuck off land.

Oh aye I forgot he has two Pyramid Head tattoos on his back.

i used to have 3 spikes in my lower lip, they closed up quite well

id fuck a single mum

I Pierced my ear when I was young but that's it

i'd fuck myself in the past

I used to have snake bites when I was 15. rofl, I used to be a disgusting boy.

ngl