Message from @Dazzie
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Made eggs, spicy sausage and pancake for breakfast since I had the day off @CheekyOGNutZach
J.K was a mistake.
didn't jk rowling say dubledore was gay just to get tumblr up her arse even more
Yes she did @CheekyOGNutZach
@Octavia those eggs look good
mince meat mould into shape
fry it
done
i had a container full of french toast. dipped one side in butter pecan syrup and two others in fancy butter and it's great
Dumbledore bums Hagrid #sobrave
that would be a burger
Jimmy Dean's hot spicy sausage since I'm lazy and still recovering @Maxalot
I just mashed it into patties
Fuck sounds good
@Maxalot you do know sausage is made with minced meat right
i have to choose between making food and then staying up all night and day, or forcing myself to crash out, those eggs just made the decision harder
@CheekyOGNutZach not beef
I won't be havin spice for the forseeable future
Imagine being a muggle and you've been tasked with building plumbing for a big ass castle in bum fuck nowhere in Scotland, you go in and greet the head honcho and in the middle of talking to him he lifts his robes up and take a fat shit right in front of you then go "poopis scoopis fuckist outta hereis" and it vanishes without a trace. I would fuck off at that point, fuck off wizards.
beef sausage
I learned my lesson yesterday
hmmmmmmmmmm
LOL
Fuck sake dazzie
Dank brigade goes to hogwarts
Wizards, not even once
nahman you ask to learn it
Don't care if I would have been set for life, after seeing an old cretin taking a shit and using magic in front of me I would go hard on the booze.
that's efficiency in 5 words
How the fuck would that not mentally scar the younger students I don't know
I'd go full cowboy builder and just do a shit half job and fuck off.
there's a book in that @greydudebro
crypto miners are GAY
When you building the plumbing and see a 1st year student shitting in the middle of a busy corridor and leaves it there cause they don't know the vanishing spell.
Honestly as soon as an old fuck teacher would expose themselves like that to take a shit the FBI should just appear out of nowhere
im curious if crypto mining is even profitable
This has actually greatly upset me.
I bet jk Rowling is behind that Twitter account
Can't they just vanish the shit before they take a shit