that would be a burger

Jimmy Dean's hot spicy sausage since I'm lazy and still recovering @Maxalot

I just mashed it into patties

Fuck sounds good

@Maxalot you do know sausage is made with minced meat right

i have to choose between making food and then staying up all night and day, or forcing myself to crash out, those eggs just made the decision harder

@CheekyOGNutZach not beef

I won't be havin spice for the forseeable future

Imagine being a muggle and you've been tasked with building plumbing for a big ass castle in bum fuck nowhere in Scotland, you go in and greet the head honcho and in the middle of talking to him he lifts his robes up and take a fat shit right in front of you then go "poopis scoopis fuckist outta hereis" and it vanishes without a trace. I would fuck off at that point, fuck off wizards.

beef sausage

I learned my lesson yesterday

hmmmmmmmmmm

LOL

Fuck sake dazzie

Dank brigade goes to hogwarts

Wizards, not even once

nahman you ask to learn it

Don't care if I would have been set for life, after seeing an old cretin taking a shit and using magic in front of me I would go hard on the booze.

that's efficiency in 5 words

How the fuck would that not mentally scar the younger students I don't know

I'd go full cowboy builder and just do a shit half job and fuck off.

there's a book in that @greydudebro

crypto miners are GAY

When you building the plumbing and see a 1st year student shitting in the middle of a busy corridor and leaves it there cause they don't know the vanishing spell.

Honestly as soon as an old fuck teacher would expose themselves like that to take a shit the FBI should just appear out of nowhere

im curious if crypto mining is even profitable

This has actually greatly upset me.

I bet jk Rowling is behind that Twitter account

Can't they just vanish the shit before they take a shit

She just spams out retarded things and now they must be canon

You could vanish your organs if not careful @TERMIN8R

cryptominers smelly

Who even still cares about harry potter

This guy rocks up to do the plumbing.

i wonder if it's possible to forget how to take a shit successfully

Eh I only read it when I'm super fuck bored

I stopped reading it a while ago

Got the whole series and they're ratty as fuck from over reading

mine had chocolate chip cookie stains

Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance were better fantasy

and I think the 4th book is absolutely fucked up