LOL

Morning ya'll, I'm interested from the Roman talk but confused by the magic

Rowling is good evidence as to why you need two people to build a decent fiction world/universe

@Octavia how you feeling today mate

Dementors sick of their houses being paggered with shite

hope your well

I was the best roman Ocvatia.

Shit on a sidewalk

you need one person to come up with ideas, and the other to reign them in and compare the ideas so they still fit together

Just trying to enjoy their dinner and suddenly violent shit on their plate.

with another t

I'd suck the happiness out of people if that were me.

Pretty good, up and moving @CheekyOGNutZach

Hahaha fuck sake Dazzie

@Octavia nice one mate keep it up

Dementors having a cheeky take away to round off the evening

Shite everywhere

Fucking Pottermore was a mistake.

Cloggermore

Made eggs, spicy sausage and pancake for breakfast since I had the day off @CheekyOGNutZach

J.K was a mistake.

@Tea @Dazzie jump in kitchen troops

didn't jk rowling say dubledore was gay just to get tumblr up her arse even more

Yes she did @CheekyOGNutZach

@Octavia those eggs look good

@Octavia recipe for sasug?

mince meat mould into shape

fry it

done

i had a container full of french toast. dipped one side in butter pecan syrup and two others in fancy butter and it's great

Dumbledore bums Hagrid #sobrave

that would be a burger

Jimmy Dean's hot spicy sausage since I'm lazy and still recovering @Maxalot

I just mashed it into patties

Fuck sounds good

@Maxalot you do know sausage is made with minced meat right

i have to choose between making food and then staying up all night and day, or forcing myself to crash out, those eggs just made the decision harder

@CheekyOGNutZach not beef

I won't be havin spice for the forseeable future

Imagine being a muggle and you've been tasked with building plumbing for a big ass castle in bum fuck nowhere in Scotland, you go in and greet the head honcho and in the middle of talking to him he lifts his robes up and take a fat shit right in front of you then go "poopis scoopis fuckist outta hereis" and it vanishes without a trace. I would fuck off at that point, fuck off wizards.

beef sausage