Message from @greydudebro

Discord ID: 532942949059788831


2019-01-10 15:22:10 UTC  

I won't be havin spice for the forseeable future

2019-01-10 15:22:12 UTC  

Imagine being a muggle and you've been tasked with building plumbing for a big ass castle in bum fuck nowhere in Scotland, you go in and greet the head honcho and in the middle of talking to him he lifts his robes up and take a fat shit right in front of you then go "poopis scoopis fuckist outta hereis" and it vanishes without a trace. I would fuck off at that point, fuck off wizards.

2019-01-10 15:22:13 UTC  

beef sausage

2019-01-10 15:22:16 UTC  

I learned my lesson yesterday

2019-01-10 15:22:16 UTC  

hmmmmmmmmmm

2019-01-10 15:22:28 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-10 15:22:39 UTC  

Fuck sake dazzie

2019-01-10 15:22:41 UTC  

Dank brigade goes to hogwarts

2019-01-10 15:22:44 UTC  

Wizards, not even once

2019-01-10 15:22:46 UTC  

nahman you ask to learn it

2019-01-10 15:22:56 UTC  

Don't care if I would have been set for life, after seeing an old cretin taking a shit and using magic in front of me I would go hard on the booze.

2019-01-10 15:23:00 UTC  

that's efficiency in 5 words

2019-01-10 15:23:31 UTC  

How the fuck would that not mentally scar the younger students I don't know

2019-01-10 15:23:31 UTC  

I'd go full cowboy builder and just do a shit half job and fuck off.

2019-01-10 15:23:38 UTC  

there's a book in that @greydudebro

2019-01-10 15:24:03 UTC  

crypto miners are GAY

2019-01-10 15:24:17 UTC  

When you building the plumbing and see a 1st year student shitting in the middle of a busy corridor and leaves it there cause they don't know the vanishing spell.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/532942766057979915/Ricky_weed_lmao_original.jpg

2019-01-10 15:24:19 UTC  

Honestly as soon as an old fuck teacher would expose themselves like that to take a shit the FBI should just appear out of nowhere

2019-01-10 15:24:39 UTC  

im curious if crypto mining is even profitable

2019-01-10 15:24:41 UTC  

This has actually greatly upset me.

2019-01-10 15:25:00 UTC  

I bet jk Rowling is behind that Twitter account

2019-01-10 15:25:11 UTC  

Can't they just vanish the shit before they take a shit

2019-01-10 15:25:23 UTC  

She just spams out retarded things and now they must be canon

2019-01-10 15:25:39 UTC  

You could vanish your organs if not careful @TERMIN8R

2019-01-10 15:25:40 UTC  

cryptominers smelly

2019-01-10 15:25:45 UTC  

Who even still cares about harry potter

2019-01-10 15:25:48 UTC  

This guy rocks up to do the plumbing.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/532943147441848322/hqdefault.jpg

2019-01-10 15:25:59 UTC  

i wonder if it's possible to forget how to take a shit successfully

2019-01-10 15:26:00 UTC  

Eh I only read it when I'm super fuck bored

2019-01-10 15:26:13 UTC  

I stopped reading it a while ago

2019-01-10 15:26:27 UTC  

Got the whole series and they're ratty as fuck from over reading

2019-01-10 15:26:42 UTC  

mine had chocolate chip cookie stains

2019-01-10 15:26:50 UTC  

Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance were better fantasy

2019-01-10 15:27:00 UTC  

and I think the 4th book is absolutely fucked up

2019-01-10 15:27:01 UTC  

I enjoyed eragon

2019-01-10 15:27:08 UTC  

The books

2019-01-10 15:27:13 UTC  

Not that fucking gay movie

2019-01-10 15:27:19 UTC  

the 6th book i had was so fucked and torn that i gave up and bought the new copy

2019-01-10 15:27:20 UTC  

my son's read those

2019-01-10 15:27:33 UTC  

he's a fucking reader and a half

2019-01-10 15:27:39 UTC  

I got the whole Alex rider books