^

ain't gonna disagree with *that* one

She'd get pumped but she got banned from the UK.

Nae chances.

Eww no, blonde makeup plastered chick, no chance

Coats dad's liquor cabinet puts my alcoholism to shame

What she get banned for again?

What are you in about.

@Soupmeme You can be my adopted gay brother.

@Shmeh mum's.

Talk a power of shite.

Yer ma is hardcore

Imagine having sex like a fucking loser and not honing your skills with the blade

well technically it's been around since my parents were together but she doesn't really drink so it's me n my sister on occasion

making some cocktails

Fuck the blade.

Fuck the king.

Less than 2 weeks till I'm in Scotland.
What cocktails

And fuck you

@Deleted User Not all of us can aspire to gain such prowess with the katana.

Jamie shut it you're gay.

Am not

Gay reserve marine.

Katanas are pretty gay

I'd prefer my jam roll over harnessing a blade.

The gayest of reserve marines

@Dino Gay reserve man

@Deleted User imagine losing to ratking

@CheekyOGNutZach I threw that

All marines are gay

Suuuure.

johns

Spend all day bumming each other

And chewing crayons

Big strong men with massive thick cocks

Ram ranch

Crayons up their bung

Is under siege

*Ram Ranch plays loudly*

BTW I brought my ~~boy~~ Marine friend over to play with my dog

french connections are a favourite