"fuck you , loose ass cough drop wrappers"

actual corkboard

fucking bag a betles

"Shush you sock left in the corner of the room"

how long is a piece of string? @Uber_Sheep

Massive dirty pair of Chuck Taylors that are falling apart.

absolute jizz rag

the state of this sex towel

“Shut up you absolute salt shaker”

Literal empty coke can

"the lad is a complete pair of old 3D cinema glasses"

😂

your computer is in the same room as your salt shaker?

Yours isn’t?

My wife’s bathroom trash can.

ur a complete and utter wallet

My living room is also my kitchen....staff accom sucks sometimes

what a plug bord this guy is

thou bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil

what a doorknob

hahah

Why tf are women’s bathrooms always so fucking filthy.
Dirty ass women.

yer mum is an empty box of filter tips tbh

If i say the name amanda britt, what does that mean to everyone?

Half unzipped school bagpack

can't get over what a pringles can you are

you complete an utter pile of pizza boxes from three days ago

you absolute fucking empty coke bottle

@Uber_Sheep sounds like a walmart employee

you fucking flintless lighter

Absolute floorboard

your dads like the fluff down the side a my arm chair

@AstroTorch how many pizzas did you eat???

bunch of soggy matchboxes

ok that's enough, i'm going to the shop. just thought of pringles and now i want some

half a one

what a fuckin power strip

yer mum's fatter than a sports direct mug

Actual Nintendo switch dock

only half

fuck off