@Hammond_of_Texas We could just send in Tex. From the way he used to talk, it’d be like John Wayne + Solid Snake

and the more you moan the longer the stay gets @Uber_Sheep

^^

@shekels my name stands for my name. But for you it can stand for anal killer <3

From the way Tex talks he could take on the whole of the Chinese infantry force with nothing but a m1 Garand

thats a hell of an insult

"Die you fucking gallon of 2% milk"

yeah fuck up you uh... uhhh - * *looks around the room* * - bookshelf

@Hammond_of_Texas with an etool

^

anal? nar am not arsed

😂😂

"shut it you walnut bedside table"

absolute kitchen sink

@shekels that's horrible, how'd you lose it

absolute brown cardboard box with tape on it mate

Say i was to keep ma mouth shut, how long does one have to stay in the gulag?

Total mop bucket

"fuck you , loose ass cough drop wrappers"

actual corkboard

fucking bag a betles

"Shush you sock left in the corner of the room"

how long is a piece of string? @Uber_Sheep

Massive dirty pair of Chuck Taylors that are falling apart.

absolute jizz rag

the state of this sex towel

“Shut up you absolute salt shaker”

Literal empty coke can

"the lad is a complete pair of old 3D cinema glasses"

😂

your computer is in the same room as your salt shaker?

Yours isn’t?

My wife’s bathroom trash can.

ur a complete and utter wallet

My living room is also my kitchen....staff accom sucks sometimes

what a plug bord this guy is

thou bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil

what a doorknob

hahah

Why tf are women’s bathrooms always so fucking filthy.
Dirty ass women.

yer mum is an empty box of filter tips tbh