Message from @cqc
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lolol bitch got rekt
she didnt use the NAP accordingly
Hahhahaa
Then he woke up and discovered he contracted AIDS and a case of crabs.
Yea
so i pick up my mcdick's paycheck tomorrow
tfw my mom worked there for 2 weeks as a teenager
tfw my stepdad worked there for 5 years starting out as a high school teenager and eventually married his manager
lol
I worked there during 1st shift on the weekends. Only teen willing to do so.
Everyone else was twice my age and had barren cunts.
never work 4 AM-9 AM
you will hate yourself
you will want to kill yourself
you will have sociopathic thoughts
you will feel like you've come down in the world
that place was despair incarnate
I did it for 2 years. Turned into a cold-blooded dick.
free breakfast every morning was an ok thing to look forward to because i knew as soon as i finished i could go back to somewhere i'd rather be
e.g. at home smoking a joint
(Jeb in terms of looks, Tom Kenny in terms of voice)
I stole cookies from the freezer and nobody caught onto me sneaking them out kek
Mine barked like a bitch when she didn't take her Prozac.
stowed them in the pockets of the designated freezer hoodies
tried smuggling out an apple pie only to find out it's unbaked dough
i sorely regret never getting the chance to sneak bacon into a muzzie's sandwich
that production line position never opened up for me
my old room mate worked at a restaurant and they didnt track their stock properly, he was stealing steaks and shit lol
I was the drive-thru cashier. Had to translate drunk and jive daily.
McD's really is drunk food isn't it
Taco Bell is where you go where you're high.
I preferred Krystal when I was stoned, but only because White Castle doesn't have locations down here.
yeah there's two Krystals in my town
one in the ghetto side of town
one near the interstate/redneck part of town
it's right across from a Total Wine liquor store, by the way.
Their Double Cheese sliders are the tits with bacon added.
and a Bed Bath & Beyond. And a Michaels. Fuck, I love Michaels. Great place to go when you're a cosplayer on a budget.
Bed Bath & Beyond is such an enigmatic store. It's never a store you go to, it's always a store you end up at. It's where Adam Sandler got the Click remote from Christopher Walken (who was the Angel of Death in disguise).
True.