Message from @cqc
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you will have sociopathic thoughts
you will feel like you've come down in the world
that place was despair incarnate
I did it for 2 years. Turned into a cold-blooded dick.
free breakfast every morning was an ok thing to look forward to because i knew as soon as i finished i could go back to somewhere i'd rather be
e.g. at home smoking a joint
my boss reminded me of this weird mix of Jeb Bush and Tom Kenny
(Jeb in terms of looks, Tom Kenny in terms of voice)
I stole cookies from the freezer and nobody caught onto me sneaking them out kek
Mine barked like a bitch when she didn't take her Prozac.
stowed them in the pockets of the designated freezer hoodies
tried smuggling out an apple pie only to find out it's unbaked dough
i sorely regret never getting the chance to sneak bacon into a muzzie's sandwich
that production line position never opened up for me
my old room mate worked at a restaurant and they didnt track their stock properly, he was stealing steaks and shit lol
I was the drive-thru cashier. Had to translate drunk and jive daily.
McD's really is drunk food isn't it
Taco Bell is where you go where you're high.
I preferred Krystal when I was stoned, but only because White Castle doesn't have locations down here.
yeah there's two Krystals in my town
one near the interstate/redneck part of town
it's right across from a Total Wine liquor store, by the way.
Their Double Cheese sliders are the tits with bacon added.
and a Bed Bath & Beyond. And a Michaels. Fuck, I love Michaels. Great place to go when you're a cosplayer on a budget.
Bed Bath & Beyond is such an enigmatic store. It's never a store you go to, it's always a store you end up at. It's where Adam Sandler got the Click remote from Christopher Walken (who was the Angel of Death in disguise).
True.
fucking Click, man
that shit is borderline kino
I mean. Adam Sandler gets a magic remote control that he can use on time and space from the Angel of Death (played by Christopher Walken) in a Bed Bath & Beyond. And he uses it to see his entire life played out. This shit is far more complex and profound than it has any right to be.
I was ten years old when I watched this movie and something about it changed me and my perspective on life.
that movie sucked
one of the worst movies by sandler, and hes had a lot of lemons
Yet he's still getting paid to make those lemons.
hes got a nice audience for families
niche
He must have taken a bullet for someone, because when his shit bombs it BOMBS.
jew money
Shia's one of the few who creates shit that's worse.
all movies are jewish propaganda
i can barely watch anymore