Ok. Here's how to not make a girl gag with your cum:
1. Fucking wash your dick. Seriously.
2. Don't smoke, that shit rank.
3. Don't eat only crisps and shit, the salt isn't nice. For your cum or for your blood pressure.
4. SERIOUSLY. WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS. UNDER THE FORESKIN TOO, TAKE OUT THAT CHEESE.
5. Nothing else really matters. Fruit juices have a negligable effect unless you're drinking like half a bottle a day. Red meat, likewise unless you're eating it breakfast, lunch and dinner, negligable effect.
6. Wash the rest of you too. Not gonna get a girl's mouth on your dick if she can't be within 3 feet of you. BO is not your friend.
7. WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK

uh...

dim?

Urm

no one needs this advice

it didnt work...

FUCK YOU FOR NOT USING SPOILER TAGS

+kick @TBORIOT

​Goodbye.

:>

anyone who needs this advice has bigger issues

There we go 😃

Thank you Papa Peterson for reminding me to wash my Pemis, very cool

like step 1. land a date

well that was akward 😅

FUCK

Ah so wash your cock

But who doesnt

It's like hygiene 101

You'd be surprised.

@coattailsandbowties use body wash. Gotta want these bitches coming back for more 👌

Bazinga

if you wank often enough your dick stays cleaner inbetween showers

polishing the knob and all that

The fuck it does

Dick cheeze nigga

Incidentally, I’ll also clean a hoe if she got toilet paper bits in her snatch

Use that menthol shower gel for a minty taste

@Karpo yissss good boi. You shall get many ladies

yeah you also have to clean up the cum

Jeez Karpp

you dont just leave it plastered on your pubes and wall

and one time goatee

hoes need windshield wipers on their vaggies

And if they have roast beef flabs that get caught well

You'd be surprised how hard it is to remove teeny pieces of toilet paper.

Everyone just accept it you're either gay or homo

Nobody told you to be an outtie

I just want a girl who will let me sniff her ass while I eat greek yogurt smh

I am an expert

@Karpo jamal told her to be an outtie