@Fartacus dont think that's why you got deranked mate

that theme is great

It was

IM NOT @Karpo

I hate innocent people

You get DAF

then it was an excuse

@Not Kebab I'm the colour with all the privilege from buying and selling darkies from other darkies.

not a reason

@Pirate i got the 1h version by accident

Lol CopperCab is a nazi

haha retard

floor tiles >>> hypno sissy porn

no karpo stop 😢 i aint a furry

@Karpo nigga what have i done

Nothing

+kick @TBORIOT"YOU RUINED RED DEAD REDEPTION 2 FOR DILPH SHAME SHAME SHAME!!"

​I could not find the member you wanted to kick...

Ok. Here's how to not make a girl gag with your cum:
1. Fucking wash your dick. Seriously.
2. Don't smoke, that shit rank.
3. Don't eat only crisps and shit, the salt isn't nice. For your cum or for your blood pressure.
4. SERIOUSLY. WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS. UNDER THE FORESKIN TOO, TAKE OUT THAT CHEESE.
5. Nothing else really matters. Fruit juices have a negligable effect unless you're drinking like half a bottle a day. Red meat, likewise unless you're eating it breakfast, lunch and dinner, negligable effect.
6. Wash the rest of you too. Not gonna get a girl's mouth on your dick if she can't be within 3 feet of you. BO is not your friend.
7. WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK

uh...

dim?

Urm

no one needs this advice

it didnt work...

FUCK YOU FOR NOT USING SPOILER TAGS

+kick @TBORIOT

​Goodbye.

:>

anyone who needs this advice has bigger issues

There we go 😃

Thank you Papa Peterson for reminding me to wash my Pemis, very cool

like step 1. land a date

well that was akward 😅

FUCK

Ah so wash your cock

But who doesnt

It's like hygiene 101

You'd be surprised.

@coattailsandbowties use body wash. Gotta want these bitches coming back for more 👌

Bazinga

if you wank often enough your dick stays cleaner inbetween showers