Message from @BAMPOT

Discord ID: 542326873665962004


2019-02-05 12:52:14 UTC  

@Karpo nigga what have i done

2019-02-05 12:52:39 UTC  

Nothing

2019-02-05 12:52:44 UTC  

+kick @TBORIOT"YOU RUINED RED DEAD REDEPTION 2 FOR DILPH SHAME SHAME SHAME!!"

2019-02-05 12:52:45 UTC  

​I could not find the member you wanted to kick...

2019-02-05 12:52:47 UTC  

Ok. Here's how to not make a girl gag with your cum:
1. Fucking wash your dick. Seriously.
2. Don't smoke, that shit rank.
3. Don't eat only crisps and shit, the salt isn't nice. For your cum or for your blood pressure.
4. SERIOUSLY. WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS. UNDER THE FORESKIN TOO, TAKE OUT THAT CHEESE.
5. Nothing else really matters. Fruit juices have a negligable effect unless you're drinking like half a bottle a day. Red meat, likewise unless you're eating it breakfast, lunch and dinner, negligable effect.
6. Wash the rest of you too. Not gonna get a girl's mouth on your dick if she can't be within 3 feet of you. BO is not your friend.
7. WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK

2019-02-05 12:52:52 UTC  

uh...

2019-02-05 12:52:54 UTC  

dim?

2019-02-05 12:52:57 UTC  

Urm

2019-02-05 12:52:58 UTC  

no one needs this advice

2019-02-05 12:52:58 UTC  

it didnt work...

2019-02-05 12:53:00 UTC  

FUCK YOU FOR NOT USING SPOILER TAGS

2019-02-05 12:53:00 UTC  

+kick @TBORIOT

2019-02-05 12:53:01 UTC  

​Goodbye.

2019-02-05 12:53:04 UTC  

:>

2019-02-05 12:53:05 UTC  

anyone who needs this advice has bigger issues

2019-02-05 12:53:16 UTC  

There we go 😃

2019-02-05 12:53:20 UTC  

Thank you Papa Peterson for reminding me to wash my Pemis, very cool

2019-02-05 12:53:20 UTC  

like step 1. land a date

2019-02-05 12:53:21 UTC  

well that was akward 😅

2019-02-05 12:53:22 UTC  

FUCK

2019-02-05 12:53:22 UTC  

Ah so wash your cock

2019-02-05 12:53:27 UTC  

But who doesnt

2019-02-05 12:53:33 UTC  

It's like hygiene 101

2019-02-05 12:53:34 UTC  

You'd be surprised.

2019-02-05 12:53:45 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties use body wash. Gotta want these bitches coming back for more 👌

2019-02-05 12:53:48 UTC  

Bazinga

2019-02-05 12:53:52 UTC  

if you wank often enough your dick stays cleaner inbetween showers

2019-02-05 12:54:00 UTC  

polishing the knob and all that

2019-02-05 12:54:01 UTC  

The fuck it does

2019-02-05 12:54:06 UTC  

Dick cheeze nigga

2019-02-05 12:54:09 UTC  

Incidentally, I’ll also clean a hoe if she got toilet paper bits in her snatch

2019-02-05 12:54:09 UTC  

Use that menthol shower gel for a minty taste

2019-02-05 12:54:14 UTC  

@Karpo yissss good boi. You shall get many ladies

2019-02-05 12:54:18 UTC  

yeah you also have to clean up the cum

2019-02-05 12:54:26 UTC  

Jeez Karpp

2019-02-05 12:54:29 UTC  

you dont just leave it plastered on your pubes and wall

2019-02-05 12:54:33 UTC  

and one time goatee

2019-02-05 12:54:36 UTC  

hoes need windshield wipers on their vaggies

2019-02-05 12:54:52 UTC  

And if they have roast beef flabs that get caught well

2019-02-05 12:54:52 UTC  

You'd be surprised how hard it is to remove teeny pieces of toilet paper.

2019-02-05 12:54:56 UTC  

Everyone just accept it you're either gay or homo