Message from @Karpo

Discord ID: 542327347865714709


2019-02-05 12:53:34 UTC  

You'd be surprised.

2019-02-05 12:53:45 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties use body wash. Gotta want these bitches coming back for more 👌

2019-02-05 12:53:48 UTC  

Bazinga

2019-02-05 12:53:52 UTC  

if you wank often enough your dick stays cleaner inbetween showers

2019-02-05 12:54:00 UTC  

polishing the knob and all that

2019-02-05 12:54:01 UTC  

The fuck it does

2019-02-05 12:54:06 UTC  

Dick cheeze nigga

2019-02-05 12:54:09 UTC  

Incidentally, I’ll also clean a hoe if she got toilet paper bits in her snatch

2019-02-05 12:54:09 UTC  

Use that menthol shower gel for a minty taste

2019-02-05 12:54:14 UTC  

@Karpo yissss good boi. You shall get many ladies

2019-02-05 12:54:18 UTC  

yeah you also have to clean up the cum

2019-02-05 12:54:26 UTC  

Jeez Karpp

2019-02-05 12:54:29 UTC  

you dont just leave it plastered on your pubes and wall

2019-02-05 12:54:33 UTC  

and one time goatee

2019-02-05 12:54:36 UTC  

hoes need windshield wipers on their vaggies

2019-02-05 12:54:52 UTC  

And if they have roast beef flabs that get caught well

2019-02-05 12:54:52 UTC  

You'd be surprised how hard it is to remove teeny pieces of toilet paper.

2019-02-05 12:54:56 UTC  

Everyone just accept it you're either gay or homo

2019-02-05 12:55:01 UTC  

Nobody told you to be an outtie

2019-02-05 12:55:12 UTC  

I just want a girl who will let me sniff her ass while I eat greek yogurt smh

2019-02-05 12:55:15 UTC  

I am an expert

2019-02-05 12:55:22 UTC  

@Karpo jamal told her to be an outtie

2019-02-05 12:55:26 UTC  

I can remove them with chopsticks

2019-02-05 12:55:28 UTC  

she was powerless against him

2019-02-05 12:55:45 UTC  

And do old chinese lady impression

2019-02-05 12:56:06 UTC  

I've never done the whole comparing vaginas thing with girl friends.

2019-02-05 12:56:15 UTC  

Yeah that's a thing.

2019-02-05 12:56:18 UTC  

comparing vagina?

2019-02-05 12:56:25 UTC  

alright start now

2019-02-05 12:56:30 UTC  
2019-02-05 12:56:32 UTC  

like geez a swatch of yer hairy growler

2019-02-05 12:56:40 UTC  

😂

2019-02-05 12:56:44 UTC  

Mandy

2019-02-05 12:56:47 UTC  

😂

2019-02-05 12:56:49 UTC  

what an annoying game

2019-02-05 12:56:55 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties So, what you're saying is, I should wash my dick?

2019-02-05 12:57:01 UTC  

A group of girl friends will show their vaginas to one another and analyse the pros and cons of each other's snatches

2019-02-05 12:57:03 UTC  

Elite?

2019-02-05 12:57:06 UTC  

yes

2019-02-05 12:57:13 UTC  

I think it's pretty good

2019-02-05 12:57:15 UTC  

this sounds less like a friends thing and more like a hazing thing