Message from @JamieDG

Discord ID: 542326780120399872


2019-02-05 12:51:47 UTC  

I hate innocent people

2019-02-05 12:51:51 UTC  

You get DAF

2019-02-05 12:51:53 UTC  

then it was an excuse

2019-02-05 12:51:55 UTC  

@Not Kebab I'm the colour with all the privilege from buying and selling darkies from other darkies.

2019-02-05 12:51:55 UTC  

not a reason

2019-02-05 12:51:58 UTC  

@Pirate i got the 1h version by accident

2019-02-05 12:52:07 UTC  

Lol CopperCab is a nazi

2019-02-05 12:52:07 UTC  

haha retard

2019-02-05 12:52:10 UTC  

floor tiles >>> hypno sissy porn

2019-02-05 12:52:11 UTC  

no karpo stop 😢 i aint a furry

2019-02-05 12:52:14 UTC  

@Karpo nigga what have i done

2019-02-05 12:52:39 UTC  

Nothing

2019-02-05 12:52:44 UTC  

+kick @TBORIOT"YOU RUINED RED DEAD REDEPTION 2 FOR DILPH SHAME SHAME SHAME!!"

2019-02-05 12:52:45 UTC  

​I could not find the member you wanted to kick...

2019-02-05 12:52:47 UTC  

Ok. Here's how to not make a girl gag with your cum:
1. Fucking wash your dick. Seriously.
2. Don't smoke, that shit rank.
3. Don't eat only crisps and shit, the salt isn't nice. For your cum or for your blood pressure.
4. SERIOUSLY. WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS. UNDER THE FORESKIN TOO, TAKE OUT THAT CHEESE.
5. Nothing else really matters. Fruit juices have a negligable effect unless you're drinking like half a bottle a day. Red meat, likewise unless you're eating it breakfast, lunch and dinner, negligable effect.
6. Wash the rest of you too. Not gonna get a girl's mouth on your dick if she can't be within 3 feet of you. BO is not your friend.
7. WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK

2019-02-05 12:52:52 UTC  

uh...

2019-02-05 12:52:54 UTC  

dim?

2019-02-05 12:52:57 UTC  

Urm

2019-02-05 12:52:58 UTC  

no one needs this advice

2019-02-05 12:52:58 UTC  

it didnt work...

2019-02-05 12:53:00 UTC  

FUCK YOU FOR NOT USING SPOILER TAGS

2019-02-05 12:53:00 UTC  

+kick @TBORIOT

2019-02-05 12:53:01 UTC  

​Goodbye.

2019-02-05 12:53:04 UTC  

:>

2019-02-05 12:53:05 UTC  

anyone who needs this advice has bigger issues

2019-02-05 12:53:16 UTC  

There we go 😃

2019-02-05 12:53:20 UTC  

Thank you Papa Peterson for reminding me to wash my Pemis, very cool

2019-02-05 12:53:20 UTC  

like step 1. land a date

2019-02-05 12:53:21 UTC  

well that was akward 😅

2019-02-05 12:53:22 UTC  

FUCK

2019-02-05 12:53:22 UTC  

Ah so wash your cock

2019-02-05 12:53:27 UTC  

But who doesnt

2019-02-05 12:53:33 UTC  

It's like hygiene 101

2019-02-05 12:53:34 UTC  

You'd be surprised.

2019-02-05 12:53:45 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties use body wash. Gotta want these bitches coming back for more 👌

2019-02-05 12:53:48 UTC  

Bazinga

2019-02-05 12:53:52 UTC  

if you wank often enough your dick stays cleaner inbetween showers

2019-02-05 12:54:00 UTC  

polishing the knob and all that

2019-02-05 12:54:01 UTC  

The fuck it does

2019-02-05 12:54:06 UTC  

Dick cheeze nigga

2019-02-05 12:54:09 UTC  

Incidentally, I’ll also clean a hoe if she got toilet paper bits in her snatch