Message from @Zorost

Discord ID: 291638036561788928


2017-03-15 18:23:46 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex then why are you giving advice if you have destroyed your body

2017-03-15 18:24:08 UTC  

think of how much stronger you might have been if you hadnt injured yourself

2017-03-15 18:24:08 UTC  

Because I destroyed my body playing rugby and being a professional gun fighter

2017-03-15 18:24:11 UTC  

I'm sure you're stronger than me

2017-03-15 18:24:14 UTC  

I'm certain you're awesome

2017-03-15 18:24:19 UTC  

but learn from your mistakes

2017-03-15 18:24:21 UTC  

and tell Slug good advice

2017-03-15 18:24:23 UTC  

pain is weakness leaving the body

2017-03-15 18:24:26 UTC  

I didn't destroy my body in the gym

2017-03-15 18:24:27 UTC  

and not the shit you did that injured yourself

2017-03-15 18:24:36 UTC  

@Zorost not if you rip your ACL it isnt

2017-03-15 18:24:47 UTC  

I destroyed it on SEC Rugby pitches, Iraq, and Afghanistan

2017-03-15 18:24:51 UTC  

I'm amazed

2017-03-15 18:24:53 UTC  

im so impressed

2017-03-15 18:24:58 UTC  

i wish you could see the admiration on my face

2017-03-15 18:25:02 UTC  

we are giving advice to slug

2017-03-15 18:25:14 UTC  

don't tell him to run downhill every single day for hours

2017-03-15 18:25:16 UTC  

it's bad advice

2017-03-15 18:25:18 UTC  

The shit I did in the gym is probably the only reason it's not fucked up even worse from those things

2017-03-15 18:25:19 UTC  

it hurts his knees

2017-03-15 18:25:26 UTC  

best advice: look it up yourself, don't ask some guy on the internet to ask some other guys on the internet

2017-03-15 18:25:33 UTC  

Don't run down hill

2017-03-15 18:25:34 UTC  

@Zorost very true

2017-03-15 18:25:45 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex you literally told him to run down hill until I told you it was stupid

2017-03-15 18:26:02 UTC  

At no point did I endorse running down hill

2017-03-15 18:26:07 UTC  

maybe rex lives on top of a mountain, and has to run downhill a lot

2017-03-15 18:26:26 UTC  

I said you were wrong immediately after you said you cant lose weight and get stronger at the same time

2017-03-15 18:26:35 UTC  

I have never endorsed running down hill

2017-03-15 18:26:38 UTC  

I used to sprint up stairs to build explosiveness, but also jogged slowly down.

2017-03-15 18:26:43 UTC  

I can barely walk down hill

2017-03-15 18:26:45 UTC  

@Caerulus_Rex you told him to run bleachers

2017-03-15 18:26:49 UTC  

which is running downhill

2017-03-15 18:26:50 UTC  

you ponce

2017-03-15 18:26:54 UTC  

only 1/2 the time

2017-03-15 18:26:59 UTC  

holy shit

2017-03-15 18:27:10 UTC  

maybe if you tack side to side like a sailing ship

2017-03-15 18:27:56 UTC  

another pro-tip: bust a nut every day to keep your T levels up

2017-03-15 18:27:58 UTC  

lol

2017-03-15 18:28:03 UTC  

alright
I admit
it is theoretically possible to gain weight while doing cardio

but it is also theoretically possible to achieve flight using a plane powered entirely by slugs running in a hampster wheel

2017-03-15 18:28:06 UTC  

it is possible

2017-03-15 18:28:10 UTC  

but it's retarded and you shouldn't try it