Lube

i'm up shit creek without a paddle

Drugs

buy a portable solar pannel

i can either significantly prep

incase you need to bug out

or pay my bills

and then have hardly any money to prep

>mfw flying out to Huston to go on a cruise for spring break

How screwed am I?

very

start praying now

cruises have been nothing but portable quarantines

someone on your ship gets sick, you all get sick

Oh boy

Imma die : D

"The gang deletes the infected"

I'm going to print out some of my hentai today

Printed furry porn <:KEK:465443054254424065>

*Mom finds the 11.5" x 8" 500 page stack of hardcore vore*

kek

"YOU USED ALL MY INK FOR FUCKING CARTOON WOMEN YOU FUCKING BELLEND"

dont print porn, print documents. print blueprints and print maps. usefull shit

Porn is useful

Buy power banks for emergencies

I have a 10AH bank

But I need that to last me a while

So physical media is better

For conserving battery

Why print porn when you can learn to catch and tie up deer

For food of course

Uh

Women are gonna be extinct

K

*For food of course*

K

@keknomancer *thery not women*

thery

thery

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1582993165685.jpg

ah yes, 'mysterious'