I'm motivated to push because I have a dream for this little shit ball of a planet.

https://www.alaraby.co.uk/english/news/2020/2/25/applying-essential-oil-to-anus-cures-coronavirus-iranian-cleric?fbclid=IwAR1nLWVru7h6mccHCxsqB5oZPFFddY9q5ulZgxHGBw-hn9YgjVJ746DL1_k

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My local target has practically no food

The goddamn uncrustables are gone

Time to make your own

You guys have a couple cases, so better get as much shit as you can

Three new cases in Illinois apparently

And France is refusing to o quarantine people

"it's already everywhere so why bother"

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https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/cook-county-state-health-officials-confirm-coronavirus-case/2228843/

Monday morning I'm heading into Omaha to get my car fixed and getting a rental. Gonna pick up food, ammo and maybe a new weapon while I'm up there

If I wasn't going to be working I'd come meet you.

Happooners btfo

Just get a double lung transplant

We found a cure guys

Pretty sure the reason this hasn't been classified as a pandemic is because of markets and big banks

Which is a shitty reason to let a bad virus run through your country

Not to a select few (((people)))

Pandemic bonds

If they declare pandemic, all the rich fucks who put money into the bonds don't get money back

> They think the whole world and society will end
@Aeiou

Some folks there really do. Most of them think quarentine and a lot of deaths at max will happen, which is a completely reasonable thing to think

Some of them are preparing for a fucking nuclear fallout kek

I fucking hope there's a nuclear fallout. I hope China chimps out like so many 3rd world nations do when they get hit by something like this and starts a war with someone

@Bot. nah. If anything China will have a civil war. People lost faith in the CCP.

>TFW not assigned to be the boyfriend of a cute chink nurse

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>cute
>chink
pick one

I'd smash

Bot in denial

Chink girls can be pretty cute

They have no ass or thighs tho

More so japs or koreans, chinese were always no go zone for me

Least they gotta heart that fills that gap right?