Damn

what spells or demons should I summon to cleanse this earth off idiots and kikes that should not have ever lived and take decent, loving people instead of them, or at least let those live.

idk

Just be sure to take that Karen fucker when you do

Kek

Watching some stuff on the mammoth cave system, specifically kentucky goblins. Fairly good yarn.

Never really realized how big those caves were

Bigger than many european countries

@Sleepy Sauce?

I want to know about the cave goblins

@DisCrypto Alright, so I'm hesitant to link it because it turns into something else, and that something is. . .well, kinda cringey, but kind of brilliant at the same time

as near as i can tell it's something kind of like the blair witch, but shot as a doccumentary where it's these people just going around chasing obviously bullshit and trying to fit a narrative together out of it

and it starts out kind of interesting, but then continues to devolve into increasing levels of cringe and loathing

and if that was the aim of it, then bravo, but i fear it wasn't

anyway, with that said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FwIuicx88

B O O G A L O O

Nice crop

When the blah blah FBI blah blah drugs blah blah makeshift traps blah blah shitty gear blah blah backplates

@Sleepy Oh yeah, I've heard of Hellier! I've been meaning to check that out.

Thanks for reminding me it exists

Attic Goblin only within the last 2 months did a spook, which isnt suprising since all instances of it is usually lightning fast and i could have not noticed.

First time anything physically owned by me has gone missing in those circumstances, assuming its gone where i think its gone.

> mfw attic goblin steals my underwear

<:hmmm:594365799263633419>

underpants gnomes

I literally turned a corner for a second, gone without a trace.
I dunno i have some theories.
> ugly ass attic goblin is infatuated with me or something?

It never bothers or has been seen/claimed to have spooked by anybody else.

It does seem to be materialistic though, i wouldnt rule out that it likes what i leave behind on the purpose of not personal consumption but to attract the beetles i've seen leaving my attic

A few years ago there was a mass flood of black beetles and since i've hardly seen any.

set a live trap for it?

im not encouraging it with bait, im just going to let it live and let live. Im quite sure its aware of everyones movements in the house anyway

Crackhead has been stealing your underwear and selling them

how can a crackhead live in a sealed attic with only a small hole exposing it to the bathroom?

It's a crackhead

It's a miracle it's still alive

Supernatural crackheads.exe

Fun fact did you guys know when a spirit touches you they give of a strong tingling feeling around the spots they touched you at? (Includes pp too)

Have a good night

damn spirits always grabbing my legs while i'm pooping

Oh shid

Maybe they be holding you down from shitting the force of a thousand suns