Thanks for reminding me it exists

Attic Goblin only within the last 2 months did a spook, which isnt suprising since all instances of it is usually lightning fast and i could have not noticed.

First time anything physically owned by me has gone missing in those circumstances, assuming its gone where i think its gone.

> mfw attic goblin steals my underwear

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underpants gnomes

I literally turned a corner for a second, gone without a trace.
I dunno i have some theories.
> ugly ass attic goblin is infatuated with me or something?

It never bothers or has been seen/claimed to have spooked by anybody else.

It does seem to be materialistic though, i wouldnt rule out that it likes what i leave behind on the purpose of not personal consumption but to attract the beetles i've seen leaving my attic

A few years ago there was a mass flood of black beetles and since i've hardly seen any.

set a live trap for it?

im not encouraging it with bait, im just going to let it live and let live. Im quite sure its aware of everyones movements in the house anyway

Crackhead has been stealing your underwear and selling them

how can a crackhead live in a sealed attic with only a small hole exposing it to the bathroom?

It's a crackhead

It's a miracle it's still alive

Supernatural crackheads.exe

Fun fact did you guys know when a spirit touches you they give of a strong tingling feeling around the spots they touched you at? (Includes pp too)

Have a good night

damn spirits always grabbing my legs while i'm pooping

Oh shid

Maybe they be holding you down from shitting the force of a thousand suns

tryn'a keep me from reaching escape velocity

Also spooky shit regarding tingles tho or you messin around?

just messing around. never ran into anything i've been totally convinced was a spirit.

though i've seen other shit

Ooo do tell in dm

don't want to get into much of it tonight, but i've seen lights moving in the sky weirdly being chased off by jets in formation a few times throughout my life. I live along what's supposed to be considered a hot area.

Got some of my own regarding spirits but no ufo stuff

Usually shadow people appearing walking out of a hallway(only once tho) women in dreams fugging and groping me in dreams for a few days some red skinned with extra arms with big boobs in them.

Touches on my feet too occasionally

only thing i might classify as a 'spirit' was, idk, it was weird, i've heard someone mention it once before being associated with decay, but not really in the context of a ghost or anything like that. more of a creature. I was in an old run down camper trailer that had been parked for decades. From the shadows i swore there were all of these little worm like creatures dripping out of them all over everything, and they'd sort of just be absorbed by whatever they landed on.

Eeeww ,but yea ppl did tell me that I had a few female spirits around me so. Also remembered chasing a charred human with red glowing eyes with a broken bottle in a dream....good times.

i'm not convinced by much i see while asleep, or when people talk about sleep paralysis.

because all of that stuff makes sense why it happens if you track it back enough

Yee

ideally what you want is a piece of information you couldn't have otherwise accessed

Shit can mess with your head tho

but even a lot of sensory stuff I will doubt sometimes. like if you don't know what you're looking at, or it's more common with hearing, your brain will start to take guesses as to what it thinks it's hearing, and when it's in that state you can start telling it what to guess: and you'll actually hear/see that

it's something you can setup to be repeatable too

it's just a matter of obscuring the source stimulus enough to force your brain to not recognize it, but for it to be somewhat familiar

because our eyes and ears are really just sensors that feed information into our brains where it's assembled into what we think is reality