Message from @Drunkott
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This is mega gay
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Sup, dudes, my name is Thanos. Things have been totally radical once I jazzed up the universe.
I lit up my infinity e-cig and smoked the night away. After getting high as a kite from my infinity juices, i decided to go to earth to check on my homie Tony Stark. I used my space gem to transport my body to the planet known as earth.
But then I realized "Oopsie daisy, Tony Stark isn't on earth, he's still stranded on Titan."
Just as I was about to travel to Titan, i noticed a sign by the street light. It said "Sesame Street." I asked myself "A street of sesames? What wicked dark magic could this be?"
I took a piece of the ground and I took a bite out of it. It did not taste like sesame seeds and so my day was ruined. I was planning on throwing out that useless piece of concrete, but what happened next changed my life....
I opened up the garbage can lid, but as I was about to throw that trash out, i heard a loud moan coming from the garbage. Out of curiosity i decided not to throw the concrete down that tin container, but instead extended my hand into it to see what was down there.
I then touched something long and thin
The voice moaned even louder! It turned me on, dudes.
uWu what's this" I said in response.
A green monster popped out from the garbage and yelled at me, "You touched my Pringles can, now scram!"
The intensity in his voice was so pleasant. It gave me urges that were difficult to keep under control. I stuttered, "I- I"
He then noticed my infinity gauntlet and asked, "What's that shiny thing around your hand? Give it to me!" I told him, "Yes, Daddy." . I gave him my infinity gauntlet and this green creature began to aggressively hump it over and over again. I stuttered, "M-my name is T-Thanos. What's yours?"
He continued to hump my gauntlet as he moaned, "They call me Oscar The Grouch." I blushed. What a beautiful name. OwO
Oscar began to hump the gauntlet even harder and accidentally activated it. "Oh no! What have you done?!" I yelled
The sky became red and the moon was crashing into the earth. Earthquakes were happening all over the world. As Oscar jizzed over his trash can, the sky began to pour out in heavy rain.
Oscar whispered, "It's the end of the world...." I touched his lips and whispered back, "Shh, everything is going to be alright, dude."
I leaned in and my lips touched his. We passionately kissed as the world around us was coming apart. I asked Oscar, "Does this make me homosexual?"
Oscar delicately whispered in my ear, "No, Thanos... You are not gay, WE are gay!"
He then continued to passionately kiss me. I accidentally infinity came over him, but that was okay because that caused for us to teleport to a planet called Mars. As we watched the world being destroyed from the distance, Oscar told me all about communism and about the evil deeds of a capitalist known as Elmo.
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