Sup, dudes, my name is Thanos. Things have been totally radical once I jazzed up the universe.
I lit up my infinity e-cig and smoked the night away. After getting high as a kite from my infinity juices, i decided to go to earth to check on my homie Tony Stark. I used my space gem to transport my body to the planet known as earth.
But then I realized "Oopsie daisy, Tony Stark isn't on earth, he's still stranded on Titan."
Just as I was about to travel to Titan, i noticed a sign by the street light. It said "Sesame Street." I asked myself "A street of sesames? What wicked dark magic could this be?"
I took a piece of the ground and I took a bite out of it. It did not taste like sesame seeds and so my day was ruined. I was planning on throwing out that useless piece of concrete, but what happened next changed my life....
I opened up the garbage can lid, but as I was about to throw that trash out, i heard a loud moan coming from the garbage. Out of curiosity i decided not to throw the concrete down that tin container, but instead extended my hand into it to see what was down there.
I then touched something long and thin
The voice moaned even louder! It turned me on, dudes.
