did you fuck the sister in law

How did the sister in law enter the house if they weren't also sleeping in the guest room or directly in the bed.

maybe he left the front door open

>fugged up my chances with girl
>Really nice
>9/10
>Mfw

f

>be me
>find a girl who is my exact type, cute, and has very compatible interests/personality/music taste to me
>literally the perfect 1/10000000000 girl
>mrw she comes out as lesbian

If she looks like a female version of you, she probably is.

what

that statement makes no sense to me but okay

Female*

That ending gets me every time.

see ya later space cowboy

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ever miss anybody real bad, even if they were a shitty human being

asking for a friend.

I miss a lot of people

I miss how I used to be

Here's a more recent one
>be driving back home from walm
>reach train tracks
>train warning lights start up
>at a point where if i hit the breaks the car will stop on track
>if i hit breaks I'll either get hit by train or pull a quick ass reverse and risk hitting any car behind me
>no choice but to run the track as train is far enough away to where if i speed up I'll make it
>make it over
>still not the near deatj experience needed to give me a new will to live

I don't really have a will to live, but I know I probably won't be able to die anytime soon so I just accept it

can't wait until i graduate school and get a super shitty final exam result so i have an excuse to jump off a building

The problem with the fact that I'm gifted (the government's cuck buzzword for the smart kids) is the fact that I realised that life would be shit when I was like 6

There was a friend of my good friend(since I was 13), this guy killed himself two years ago.

And I've never seen my friend being like that

He was destroyed. Fell into severe depression.

And I used to tell him about how I want to kill myself

As a joke

I never say that to him now, and from the time to time, when I feel like I don't deserve everything that is given to me or some bullshit like that

I remember the conversation with him

How it took 3 days to find the guys body

And that 3 days were a living nightmare for him

And I just keep thinking

I can't do that to people I love

We're friend since I was 13, we shared the same dream. He always tell me how lucky he is for have a friend like me

And I feel the same, sometimes I don't deserve him as a friend

So my point is

Later I found out many people feels the same