Message from @Brainlet
Discord ID: 585490968871174144
When you're drinking with Apkr on the estate at 2 noon but need to go to the dinner party in the evening in formalwear.
Ok so
What the fuck
My dick smells
And I just took a shower
It's probably the dead colony of semi sapient microbes that was your smegma
i'm laughing but FUCK that's disgusting
What in the motherfuck
Just dont clean it and wait for smegma to form and collect it
The few that made it to shelters are all that's left...
After a year or 2 you might have enough to form a brick and sell it to people
Or eat it yourself
Legit question
How does smegma taste
Apperently some women like the taste of smegma
god....
Why the fuck are there so many gaming related internet forums talking about fucking smegma
??????????????
lol
But honestly, one must really be filthy to have smegma
absolutely disgusting
i mean its probably satire but the ones that arent are slightly disturbing
smegma at 13y
Because gamers are fat gross neets
I heard cum tastes like salt, but if I wanted salt I’d get some
I've also heard that eating stuff like pineapple for a few days makes your cum taste like candy (on top of the regular cum flavour).
Smoking and meat products makes cum taste bitter, also, I've heard. ..... onions, garlic and many other also affect the flavour.
(also, the same goes for girls. A girl who smokes and/or has bad eating habit or eats foods that also makes cum taste bitter will taste bad...... I've heard.)
This Summer, I'll go to a country house with a friend and some other people (including girls). I'll be fully prepared.
one week coming to it, I will be prepared.
Please don’t
Women are scary
b o i
LMFAO