Message from @cookedbeans

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2019-07-14 20:27:19 UTC  

>be me
>18 at the time
>go hiking with my friend josh
>deep in the forest we hear howling
>from the trees a wolfman appears
>white fur with a little teal here and there
>big hairless human dong between his legs
>must have been 13 inches
>he pounces and knocks me out
>l wake up lord knows how long later
>see Josh on his knees
>head between there werewolf's legs
>it notices i'm conscious
>he drops josh and he falls limp to the ground
>l try to get away but it pounces on me
>it pulls my pants down and rapes me
>he rapes my tight virgin hole for hours
>can't escape because werewolf strength
>13 inches going balls deep
>it hurts so much
>i can't stop myself from stroking as it happens
>i start to enjoy it
>he cums in me and falls asleep
>josh died from choking on werewolf cock and drowning in cum
don't go into the woods, /x/. werewolves are real and will use you as a cum dumpster

2019-07-14 20:43:36 UTC  

<#489001289175531522>

2019-07-14 20:43:57 UTC  

Kek

2019-07-14 20:57:55 UTC  

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2019-07-14 20:58:51 UTC  

Oh trust me it's been here the whole time

2019-07-14 21:29:35 UTC  

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2019-07-14 21:37:22 UTC  

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2019-07-14 22:25:47 UTC  

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2019-07-14 23:20:28 UTC  

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2019-07-15 02:21:54 UTC  

Oh yeah that guy

2019-07-15 02:22:49 UTC  

He's very good

2019-07-15 02:22:52 UTC  

He tricked FOX news to get him on air. On air he was saying really funny shit like beating bald men in the cancer ward

2019-07-15 02:23:07 UTC  

Cause they were skinheads

2019-07-15 02:26:07 UTC  

LMFAO BG KUMBI

2019-07-15 02:52:34 UTC  

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2019-07-15 03:01:27 UTC  

Okay retard

2019-07-15 03:04:25 UTC  

<:sadtard:556699705153945620>

2019-07-15 03:28:57 UTC  

*Me and the boys eating beans at 2 a.m. looking for possesors of two X chromosomes.*

2019-07-15 04:05:09 UTC  

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2019-07-15 04:12:29 UTC  

B r u h

2019-07-15 05:48:32 UTC  

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2019-07-15 06:23:54 UTC  

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2019-07-15 06:23:56 UTC  

oldie but goldie

2019-07-15 08:04:45 UTC  

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2019-07-15 08:58:57 UTC  

Oh no

2019-07-15 09:56:19 UTC  

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2019-07-15 13:16:26 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-15 15:23:10 UTC  

Am on cruise niggas

2019-07-15 15:23:13 UTC  

Got 4g

2019-07-15 15:23:29 UTC  

Spotted in sweden

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2019-07-15 15:24:08 UTC  

That's good.
No indication saying we can't spread our manhood

2019-07-15 15:24:37 UTC  

Look at the mid left sign a little closer lad

2019-07-15 15:26:05 UTC  

When you don't sit on the government mandated dildo <:dab:556699256283594754>

2019-07-15 15:26:29 UTC  

it's like a plug

2019-07-15 15:26:32 UTC  

to secure you

2019-07-15 15:41:01 UTC  

A helping fist

2019-07-15 15:45:59 UTC  

Our lord and saviour PEPE is looking after me at work, kek bless

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2019-07-15 17:09:52 UTC  

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2019-07-15 17:41:50 UTC  

Lol

2019-07-15 17:53:01 UTC  

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