Message from @bone
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Dooting up dry
youre free?
Post fucking skeletins
I can't decide if this is real or a shitpost
the story is real the reading is a shitpost
not all that safe, tbh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7528217/13-5-tonnes-gold-worth-520-million-corrupt-Chinese-officials-home.html
C-c-c-c-ommunism works for everyone guys
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WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S 600 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF GOLD
THAT NIGGER IS KING MIDAS
How is it even humanly possible for one man to get that much gold
The fed? Yeah
But some chinese beaurocrat?
I guess if he had some underlings to collect for him
Its bribes, so some out in middle of nowhere network of rural chinese villages mining rare earth minerals for smartphones can go without being oppressed.
rare earth minerals are the main chinese export anyway so this isnt unusual.
Now he's been sacked its time for Chinese leadership to "reclaim and redistribute" the proceedings.
Oops, it's fallen down a beaurocratic black hole of paperwork and is being used to buy missile parts for hypersonic nukes and state visits.
Its literally a EU4 event for 1000 ducats.