Message from @ihatetrainyards
Discord ID: 680420263514734597
This is all you get lol
yo guys can someone post that Lovecraft poetry about niggers?
no
but i can show you a patrolled thot
please sir, not the dub
<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>
<:cringepepe:540714116160028682>
sir your message is quite the cryptic one
So
did I ever told you niggers how a dog ate my shit?
I think I didn't so here I go
I was biking one day and spotted a few nice stones that looked good and I sometimes collect stuff like that so I stopped and started picking out the good ones
Suddenly I got a huge urge to take a shit
I checked if I had some paper towels with me and thank god I did
so I go and drop this massive pile of stinking logs about 7 meters from the trail
I go back and resume in picking out the shiny rocks
here comes some really rich looking dude walking his beautiful Tibetan Mastiff
We start chatting for a bit and I see his dog run off to where I've taken the dump, however the guy doesn't give a fuck about what his dog is doing
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGGGGS
I hear some wet almost-smacking sounds, but the fucker still isn't giving a fuck about his dog while we're chatting
So after he goes off he calls his dog to him and continues on his walk
I go to check on the dump out of curiosity and voila the shit is gone and not even the paper towels are left
so that's how a huge Tibetan Mastiff power-vacuumed my shit
@keknomancer Yes