That's what you get for being a pussy folks

Okay then lets say they're living in the part of the state that liberals would call a shit hole

EVEN THEN LIBERALS CLAMMIER OUT HERE BECAUSE CHEAPER RENT

Fucking kek

DEPORT

DEPORT

Okay anywhere that isn't the city

That's the correct term kek

Technically speaking, Squidward and Gary should be cousins, seeing that they're both mollusks.

So does that mean gary just pretends to be an animal like some weird fetish shit

No

Gary is just chilling

It's like monkeys and man

Ah alright

I wish I was a monkey

But let's be honest here, Pluto is just a kinky fuck.

And Minnie secretly fucks him

Now the question is which is which

Goofy is the only one out of the entire disney family who has a son

Canonically yes

Wait

Doesn't Pete have a kid too?

What the fuck

I think he does but were talking the maincrew here

Micky, minnie, donald, goofy, scrooge, the three small duck niggas who's names escape me, that female duck who's name also escapes me

BRUH

PETE IS A CAT

Also, Daisy.

Yes

Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

So like out of the main crew, goofy is the only one with a child

Pretty much yeah

Bruh

Goofy has goals lmao

So who the hells the mother

No one

He did mitosis

Although it is disney and they have a fetish for killing parents

So uh