Now the question is which is which

Goofy is the only one out of the entire disney family who has a son

Canonically yes

Wait

Doesn't Pete have a kid too?

What the fuck

I think he does but were talking the maincrew here

Micky, minnie, donald, goofy, scrooge, the three small duck niggas who's names escape me, that female duck who's name also escapes me

BRUH

PETE IS A CAT

Also, Daisy.

Yes

Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

So like out of the main crew, goofy is the only one with a child

Pretty much yeah

Bruh

Goofy has goals lmao

So who the hells the mother

No one

He did mitosis

Although it is disney and they have a fetish for killing parents

So uh

Mother died in a car accident or some shit

Hail Satan

Or daisy cheated on donald with goofy (she looked like a slut anyways)

Nah her status is unknown

It my bet is that she's dead

Lmao

Or maybe

Pluto isn't actually a boy

👀

No

No

NO

NO

NO

NO

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No