Skrt skrt

It's like if you were to keep the ignition on while starting your car

But here, there's no engaging sound

I'll go check

It turned out her battery was pretty flat

Had to exchange a coat cause the one I got was a size to small
I ended up falling asleep in the parking lot
Realized the car wasnt even in park when I woke up

oof

So you passed out because your coat was too tight

Glad that didn't happen on the highway

Kek if it happened on the highway I wouldnt have to go to work tonight
I could call off cause I'd be dead

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Let's see so we have /x/fags, /pol/fags, no doubt endless /k/ommandos... who knows what else

Good start

Let me introduce myself

I'm a former paranormal investigator/tour guide with a local ghost tour company, as well as an active WWI and WWII re-enactor

ask me anything

Also, I have some spooky stories to tell if anyone is interested. I could even greentext them up on /x/ for Keque-kun to throw up on YouTube if it pleases our lord

Nothing nearly as spooky as these stories though, in my ghost hunting adventures I don't think I have ever been in real danger. At least not when it comes to physical harm

@Valedhellion
And furries owo

Oh fuck

Well, it could be worse

@bdog shut up

Don't scare the new guy

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I don't scare

Except for Greys

They fucking scare the shit out of me

Same

Fucknthat

t. probably was abducted when I was 5 or something

@Deleted User
Got abducted by Ayylamos

Anyways night boys, I HAVE a massive headache

Night doc

Okay, you HAVE a good night

I need a PA...Oh fuck

Wait

You need a Pennsylvania?

Physicians assistant

Never forget that whoever wrote officer K for 2049 had to be a 4chan user

You look like a good JOe