Male 25, paranormal researcher & investigator

Let's see so we have /x/fags, /pol/fags, no doubt endless /k/ommandos... who knows what else

Good start

Let me introduce myself

I'm a former paranormal investigator/tour guide with a local ghost tour company, as well as an active WWI and WWII re-enactor

ask me anything

Also, I have some spooky stories to tell if anyone is interested. I could even greentext them up on /x/ for Keque-kun to throw up on YouTube if it pleases our lord

Nothing nearly as spooky as these stories though, in my ghost hunting adventures I don't think I have ever been in real danger. At least not when it comes to physical harm

Oh fuck

Well, it could be worse

I don't scare

Except for Greys

They fucking scare the shit out of me

t. probably was abducted when I was 5 or something

Okay, you HAVE a good night

You need a Pennsylvania?

You look like a good JOe

No, just because neets can relate to K doesn't mean the movie was made by incels

It *does* however reflect on the fact that *we live in a society* that alienates, isolates, and breaks down people

🤡

or something like that

Still can't get that phrase out of my head after watching the latest ERB

I'm sure he's actually fucking lazy being busy

That's how I am

I like pronouncing his name as "keequay"

Still appropriate

I am an unruly peasant

Every time I see your profile pic I think it's fucking Lt. Commander Data

Oh yeah I'm also an empath. I often forget that.

I really need to get back into spooks somehow

like, in the field

I'm gonna lose my skills if I don't keep them sharp

Talking shit, invading its space, being a complete piece of shit and then totally ignoring it when it acts up

The vast majority of ghosts just want to be treated like they're normal living people

They just want life to go on for some reason or another

Uh

It's when you throw the egg of the Nutm bird at someone

So

This bridge

Is there a lady in white

Or one that screams

looking for a child

etc

Dogs jump off?

Ghost car/train?

Oh.

That's bad.

la creatura

Old African-American cemetaries are often very, very badly haunted.

One of the guys in our society was a southern Illinois cop and I told him once that I heard that the Art Museum's African art section is haunted

he said "You know why? Cuz it's full of spooks!"

fucking pigs

And what's that

Fucking bots

Of course you degens have waifu bots in the server

That sounds boring and possibly contrived

The lynching grounds are your best bet

Just go there and let your tourettes loose and after a little while shit will get cray

Let us know if anyone dies

Niggas don' fuck wit dat shiet

Unless they creole

Then oh lawd watch yo ass

Be warned, slavery-related hauntings tend to have a very, very dark flavor (pun not completely intended)

They may try to scare you off and get physical, but they probably can't actually hurt you unless they start bringing out the Hoodoo

then you're fucked

Not necessarily *bad*

Often used for unfortunate things

Hoodoo is just the actual authentic version of what most people think creole "Voodoo" is

Voodoo itself is Haitian

Voodoo is more of a religion, Hoodoo is more of ooga booga casting spells

It very much is

Pretty much everything has light and dark poles to it

Most people just aren't honest about it

I don't really know anything about that nor do I want to, nor do I recommend it.

Yes?

...

I've got this strange feeling that I'm probably the oldest, most mature person here

Even though I look like I'm 16

No not really, but everything's relative

I said *most* mature

Be careful what you wish for

I like showing off

;^)

:v

Does Mr./Mrs./Dr./Prof. Keekway actually have a keen interest in the paranormal, or does he/she/it/shit just lurk and regurgitate threads onto TouYube

Well that's nice

Really? What's a "yotube?" sounds like the successor to Gogurt

Or maybe a sex toy

I know about YouTube, but not this yotube

Shiet dawg, is it YO tube or MY tube?

That's what it fucking needs to be

The power belongs to the people

OK boomer

I really don't know how to react to that

Oh right, /pol/fags

Fucking skinheads

wat

what the fuck is Gamerwaffen

WHAT THE FUCK IS GAMERWAFFEN