I'm not having thanksgiving because I'm a Bong : D

The laughter is fake, only the tears are real

It’s cool wife is making everything homemade and I don’t mind.
Had a Waffle House patty melt for lunch

@Duke of Txtspeak i mean you can always out retard them by larping as a full blown marxist

Well, considering I own a Ushanka with a hammer and sickle on it, I probably could do that too

Thing is even if we had thanksgiving here, I don't have a whole lot of relatives...

Ah

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Like, I got my parents, my sister, my nan, a few aunts and uncles and that's it

that's plenty

Like, I only have 1 surviving grandparent

I've distanced myself from most of both sides. Mom's brother is a shit-bag, one of her sisters is cool, but a super leftie and fun to debate with, the other is an NPC. both of dads sisters are garbage people.

For a moment there, I was reading ushanka as Kalashnikof

All my aunts and uncles are just kinda... people

Nothing too noteworthy about them

dads sisters didn't show their colors until after their parents died

Dads side is way more chill than my mothers. Just about everyone gets along and usualy avoid any political bs. Mothers side avoids politics but they're way more unstable

@Duke of Txtspeak Are you a communist

Be honest with us

You seem to have a very large obsession with warfare, especially tanks.

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And you have the whole hammer and sickle "ushanka" shit.

Tamales are being steamed

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i made steak

@Deleted User it's easy to buy online

That's not the point but neat.

@Deleted User Well, I want to parade around with an obahnsturmfuhrer hat

But I can't do that because Bongland

So I decided to do the next best thing

communist hat

And as for tanks and warfare, they're just fucking awesome

No tankie here

Just love tanks

People say "hammer and sickle", but what about "sickle and hammer"?

Because its gay

Gobble gobble gobble

On that cock