Even though what he did wasn't very straight

Exactly

All you gotta do is give your homework to the nerds and in return you send nudes of your dogs asshole, they’ll think it’s your asshole

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Eat milk @Some Polish-Hungarian Guy

I'll eat an entire cow

yes

red meat

pizza time

I just had the best shit ever

took less than a minute

Things I didn't need to know: That

it was a magic shit

I didn't even need to wipe

there was nothing there

c a n c e r

Can you do us a favor

And shut up for like an hour?

polly is gay

yes please

>give @keknomancer 150

kek

Give me mekos @Lord of Depression

Now

>mekos

imagine unironically saying kek

>give @Aeiou 3270

imagine saying imagine and unironically

Thanks retard

imagine joining the military and expecting to come back as you were before

you don't need to

The military changes you

It changed me

thats pretty much what you said tho

@goobergopher I mean, I wouldn't be fully gone.

war never changes

I'd still have like uh

I was a 5 star general