Message from @DisCrypto

Discord ID: 659268996084006920


2019-12-25 05:12:15 UTC  

How else are the elf's supposed to reproduce

2019-12-25 05:18:21 UTC  

@templar ni🅱🅱a santa isn’t real 😫😫😫😳😳😭😭

2019-12-25 05:18:46 UTC  

@T-34 Waifu better watch your mouth he's watching

2019-12-25 05:18:56 UTC  

And you know how he feels about naughty bois

2019-12-25 05:19:02 UTC  

<:itwatches:488807740874162178>

2019-12-25 05:19:03 UTC  

Big brother <:OHH:647533855258968064>

2019-12-25 05:19:10 UTC  

<:pandorasbox:518010850318090241>

2019-12-25 05:19:11 UTC  

^

2019-12-25 05:19:32 UTC  

he has cameras in your toilet

2019-12-25 05:19:40 UTC  

Oh shid

2019-12-25 05:20:00 UTC  

That’s where I put my mommy uwu tap my cumjar stickers!!!!

2019-12-25 05:30:15 UTC  

<:pandorasbox:518010850318090241>

2019-12-25 05:33:34 UTC  

Grapes be like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/659267473840799746/IMG_20191224_213319_598.jpg

2019-12-25 05:34:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/659267689260515348/IMG_20191224_211349.jpg

2019-12-25 05:35:52 UTC  

but spoons don't spark

2019-12-25 05:36:15 UTC  

Spork

2019-12-25 05:37:53 UTC  

They don't until you put em in the microwave

2019-12-25 05:38:03 UTC  

Impossible burger is gay

2019-12-25 05:38:03 UTC  

While me and the boys watch

2019-12-25 05:39:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/659268864974258186/image0.png

2019-12-25 05:39:37 UTC  

Merry Christmas!

2019-12-25 05:45:00 UTC  

I got a fresh-ass robe for Christmas Eve

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/659270351162703903/image0.jpg

2019-12-25 05:45:11 UTC  

nice

2019-12-25 05:45:20 UTC  

Why are you white?

2019-12-25 05:45:24 UTC  
2019-12-25 05:45:30 UTC  

Idk

2019-12-25 05:45:30 UTC  

I got some very soft pajama pants

2019-12-25 05:45:46 UTC  

For my part, I've got the same old robe I've had for over 10 years

2019-12-25 05:45:50 UTC  

I’m half Mexican if that counts against my whiteness

2019-12-25 05:45:53 UTC  
2019-12-25 05:46:00 UTC  
2019-12-25 05:46:11 UTC  

He's a quarter Mexican

2019-12-25 05:46:42 UTC  

Now we need someone who's 75% Mexican and 100% Mexican

2019-12-25 05:47:02 UTC  

Well we got multiple who's 100%

2019-12-25 05:47:17 UTC  

mexican can mean a lot of things

2019-12-25 05:47:29 UTC  

there's mexican mormons who are white

2019-12-25 05:47:34 UTC  

No one gives a shit sleepy

2019-12-25 05:47:52 UTC  

No one gives a fuck

2019-12-25 05:48:15 UTC  

Pho-intelectual head ass

2019-12-25 05:48:25 UTC  

Head ass head ass

2019-12-25 05:48:26 UTC  

mexican is a nationality not an ethnicity