Message from @cookedbeans

Discord ID: 661798093859323924


2020-01-01 05:05:23 UTC  

I'M TRAPPED IM MY BATHROOM

2020-01-01 05:05:29 UTC  

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2020-01-01 05:05:31 UTC  

THEY WANT MY TOILET

2020-01-01 05:05:45 UTC  

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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2020-01-01 05:06:05 UTC  

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2020-01-01 05:06:06 UTC  

India will send fossilized shit missiles to everyone

2020-01-01 05:06:06 UTC  

its been an honor lads

2020-01-01 05:06:42 UTC  

Fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/661797427900186695/Screenshot_20191231-210630.png

2020-01-01 05:06:49 UTC  

skyscrapers of shit

2020-01-01 05:06:52 UTC  

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2020-01-01 05:06:58 UTC  

jets powered by liquified shit

2020-01-01 05:07:48 UTC  

shit produces methane
Methane is a renewable energy source
India is full of it
_Holy shit_

2020-01-01 05:08:00 UTC  

India really is world superpower

2020-01-01 05:08:39 UTC  

The indians are at my door

2020-01-01 05:08:40 UTC  

Help

2020-01-01 05:08:46 UTC  

F

2020-01-01 05:09:05 UTC  

The Indians took my gf

2020-01-01 05:09:06 UTC  

Wait

2020-01-01 05:09:14 UTC  

I don’t have a gf <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2020-01-01 05:09:18 UTC  

Guys wtf

2020-01-01 05:09:21 UTC  

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

2020-01-01 05:09:41 UTC  

There's a giant floating object above my house

2020-01-01 05:09:43 UTC  

They're demanding bob and vegana

2020-01-01 05:09:44 UTC  

Wtf

2020-01-01 05:09:52 UTC  

It has the fucking Indian flag on it

2020-01-01 05:09:53 UTC  

I don't know how much longer the door will hold

2020-01-01 05:09:56 UTC  

Help

2020-01-01 05:10:00 UTC  

Don’t show your private areas @ghostshark

2020-01-01 05:10:07 UTC  

Unless they pay

2020-01-01 05:10:12 UTC  

oh shit nigs the fuckin indians

2020-01-01 05:10:21 UTC  

You guys had no time to prep but us west coast fags do

2020-01-01 05:10:24 UTC  

All I have as a weapon is a machete

2020-01-01 05:11:00 UTC  

I'm currently weaponising toilet paper and air freshener in preparation for the Indians

2020-01-01 05:11:16 UTC  

The pajeets won't get me

2020-01-01 05:11:51 UTC  

what if you shit back?

2020-01-01 05:12:10 UTC  

You cant

2020-01-01 05:12:13 UTC  

Shit fuels them

2020-01-01 05:12:20 UTC  

You must disinfect

2020-01-01 05:12:37 UTC  

suck your shit back in and hold it

2020-01-01 05:12:42 UTC  

I tested this to an Indian family at work and they melted

2020-01-01 05:13:10 UTC  

The pajeets fear cleanliness