Message from @cookedbeans
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The Indians took my gf
Wait
I don’t have a gf <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
Guys wtf
<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>
There's a giant floating object above my house
They're demanding bob and vegana
Wtf
It has the fucking Indian flag on it
I don't know how much longer the door will hold
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Don’t show your private areas @ghostshark
Unless they pay
oh shit nigs the fuckin indians
You guys had no time to prep but us west coast fags do
All I have as a weapon is a machete
I'm currently weaponising toilet paper and air freshener in preparation for the Indians
The pajeets won't get me
You cant
Shit fuels them
You must disinfect
suck your shit back in and hold it
I tested this to an Indian family at work and they melted
The pajeets fear cleanliness
Chuck some tide pods at them
I need a gf
I need to get raped
<:triplemonka:550156979419480095>
Yes
I so badly want a girl to rape me
Why am I such a dipshit
They treat me like a nitwit
Who
They can suck on my shrim dick
Your mom
I like to eat teeth
@Lord of Depression That fuckin dentist elf who bitches about being an outcast
shrimp dick gang <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>