Message from @Oboro
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Fuck the niggers who play mary sues and gary stus
Cunts
All of em
Cheemsepizza
*dodges literal fucking nuke*
You can't dodge a nuke
You fuck
*Dodges 1 inch punch*
Yeah you can just walk
No not even
nukes are fake
If you have to dodge it you're probably in it's blast zone
for instance I had a part in a dungeon where I expected the majority of the party to fall into a pit and they would have to find their way out of the dungeon
You'd be eviscerated before you had the chance to walk out of the blast zone
it was a trap and this motherfucker
Nukes usually have a blast zone of a few miles
Or kilometers if you're a european
says, after I say, "A large wooden beam hits you in the back, pushing you into the pit below."
"I dodge the beam"
The initial fire ball can be 2km across
*Dies but is revived by gf via kiss*
u ppl are just explaining rise of skywalker
*gets fucking shot by winchester*
What?
*melts his fucking face off*
Rise wasn't that bad tbh
*cause he cant fucking stop shooting electricity*
What's That?
anyways I had to explain to this guy that he needs an acrobatics check to roll out of the way of a large trap that he DIDN'T SEE BEFORE and can't just roll if he wants to but he insists he can and the rest of the party is just stupid.
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Got a package today
*Bribes the dungeon master with coke*
The side was slit open
*dodges*
And it was empty
Looks like a piss pad I put under my guinea pigs
niggers stole ya shit
Know what was in it?