says, after I say, "A large wooden beam hits you in the back, pushing you into the pit below."

"I dodge the beam"

no you do not, you do not dodge the beam.

The initial fire ball can be 2km across

*Dies but is revived by gf via kiss*

u ppl are just explaining rise of skywalker

*gets fucking shot by winchester*

What?

*melts his fucking face off*

Rise wasn't that bad tbh

*cause he cant fucking stop shooting electricity*

What's That?

anyways I had to explain to this guy that he needs an acrobatics check to roll out of the way of a large trap that he DIDN'T SEE BEFORE and can't just roll if he wants to but he insists he can and the rest of the party is just stupid.

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Got a package today

*Bribes the dungeon master with coke*

The side was slit open

*dodges*

And it was empty

Looks like a piss pad I put under my guinea pigs

niggers stole ya shit

Know what was in it?

what was it supposed to be

mone

Fucking

Bad dragon merch?

Gummy

Vitamins

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PFPFFAAAAAA

h

Niggers stole your gummy vitamins

Who the fuck

Why the fuck

They ate 3 instead of 2

To get that high

THE MEME IS REAL HOLY SHIT

wait why are you getting gummy vitamins in an envelope

I don't even know if I'm mad

.img when you take 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2