Message from @Oboro
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Like what the fuck
Are you that fucking stupid and unoriginal the only thing you can do is dodge?
I used to DM for dungeons & dragons sessions and there was this one guy who didn't understand that certain actions needed checks
*Dodges and goes behind you and kills you*
And this
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Fuck the niggers who play mary sues and gary stus
Cunts
All of em
Cheemsepizza
*dodges literal fucking nuke*
You can't dodge a nuke
You fuck
*Dodges 1 inch punch*
Yeah you can just walk
No not even
nukes are fake
If you have to dodge it you're probably in it's blast zone
for instance I had a part in a dungeon where I expected the majority of the party to fall into a pit and they would have to find their way out of the dungeon
You'd be eviscerated before you had the chance to walk out of the blast zone
Nukes usually have a blast zone of a few miles
Or kilometers if you're a european
says, after I say, "A large wooden beam hits you in the back, pushing you into the pit below."
"I dodge the beam"
no you do not, you do not dodge the beam.
The initial fire ball can be 2km across
*Dies but is revived by gf via kiss*
u ppl are just explaining rise of skywalker
*gets fucking shot by winchester*
What?
*melts his fucking face off*
Rise wasn't that bad tbh
*cause he cant fucking stop shooting electricity*
What's That?
anyways I had to explain to this guy that he needs an acrobatics check to roll out of the way of a large trap that he DIDN'T SEE BEFORE and can't just roll if he wants to but he insists he can and the rest of the party is just stupid.
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Got a package today
*Bribes the dungeon master with coke*
The side was slit open