You fuck

*Dodges 1 inch punch*

Yeah you can just walk

No not even

nukes are fake

If you have to dodge it you're probably in it's blast zone

for instance I had a part in a dungeon where I expected the majority of the party to fall into a pit and they would have to find their way out of the dungeon

You'd be eviscerated before you had the chance to walk out of the blast zone

it was a trap and this motherfucker

Nukes usually have a blast zone of a few miles

Or kilometers if you're a european

says, after I say, "A large wooden beam hits you in the back, pushing you into the pit below."

"I dodge the beam"

no you do not, you do not dodge the beam.

The initial fire ball can be 2km across

*Dies but is revived by gf via kiss*

u ppl are just explaining rise of skywalker

*gets fucking shot by winchester*

What?

*melts his fucking face off*

Rise wasn't that bad tbh

*cause he cant fucking stop shooting electricity*

What's That?

anyways I had to explain to this guy that he needs an acrobatics check to roll out of the way of a large trap that he DIDN'T SEE BEFORE and can't just roll if he wants to but he insists he can and the rest of the party is just stupid.

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Got a package today

*Bribes the dungeon master with coke*

The side was slit open

*dodges*

And it was empty

Looks like a piss pad I put under my guinea pigs

niggers stole ya shit

Know what was in it?

what was it supposed to be

mone

Fucking

Bad dragon merch?

Gummy

Vitamins

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