Message from @templar ni🅱🅱a
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Wife's cousin is having a baby
Right fucking now
Like now
Waifu wakes me up
We rushed to hospital
Kek
@Tersheus Wow,nice
@executioner smough add $20 and you’ve got a deal
@executioner smough Hand me over SCP-420-j and SCP-124, and we have a deal.
What are those @Le Frenchman
SCP-124 is magic dirt that makes any plant to grow super-fast and the plant grows in it becomes and improved version itself or somethign
SCP-420-J needs no explanation
It's a joke SCP
Basically, with those two things, I could have a cannabis empire in Canada.
I have a bunch of bruises on my rib cage from a patient jumping me in the hallway
I am in so much pain right now
wtf
Why did he jump you?
Was he a black?
I assume it was a crack head
He was a black and I think he was mad at me because he pulled something in his knee after I fixed it and I told him not to do it
fucking nogs
Now he’s in the ER getting his jaw wired and his nose re-broken
Another 13% off to the big house
what a retard
Sounds like you beat him good
Imagine thinking jumping an army vet was a good idea
Very noice
Imagine jumping a former Marine MP that has been on a combat deployment in Helmand
Oh, yeah, that's not a good idea at all
Not gonna lie he put a good few hits in
Sadly the doctor that evaluated him for Worker’s Comp. told him that he was in eligible for it because I told him not to do what he was doing
Chimps will be chimps
I guess I was in the way of his money
***c u m c h a l i c e***
Oh well now I’m getting oranges and microwave cheeseburgers