kek
before weed grinders...... nutmeg grinders

@Le Frenchman oy

Wife's cousin is having a baby

Right fucking now

Like now

Waifu wakes me up

We rushed to hospital

Kek

@Tersheus Wow,nice

@executioner smough add $20 and you’ve got a deal

@executioner smough Hand me over SCP-420-j and SCP-124, and we have a deal.

What are those @Le Frenchman

SCP-124 is magic dirt that makes any plant to grow super-fast and the plant grows in it becomes and improved version itself or somethign

SCP-420-J needs no explanation

It's a joke SCP

Basically, with those two things, I could have a cannabis empire in Canada.

I have a bunch of bruises on my rib cage from a patient jumping me in the hallway

I am in so much pain right now

wtf

Jesus fuck.

Why did he jump you?

Was he a black?

I assume it was a crack head

He was a black and I think he was mad at me because he pulled something in his knee after I fixed it and I told him not to do it

fucking nogs

Now he’s in the ER getting his jaw wired and his nose re-broken

Another 13% off to the big house

what a retard

Sounds like you beat him good

Imagine thinking jumping an army vet was a good idea

Very noice

Imagine jumping a former Marine MP that has been on a combat deployment in Helmand

Oh, yeah, that's not a good idea at all

Not gonna lie he put a good few hits in

Sadly the doctor that evaluated him for Worker’s Comp. told him that he was in eligible for it because I told him not to do what he was doing

Chimps will be chimps

I guess I was in the way of his money

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