@Tersheus You don't need to worry, I'm baste and rud pilled

@ultrasmurf Human, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B, if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you."

lol.
I checked a page about the history of nutmeg

"Nutmeg was fashionable among the wealthy because it was believed to induce hallucinations. Wealthy gentlemen would use nutmeg grinders to grind this spice into alcoholic drinks."

"**it was believed to induce hallucinations**"

.... actually, it's not a belief... about 2 table spoons will do it..... but your stomach will also feel like crap.

well, nutmeg has not medicinal use.
only they make you hallucinate and feel like shit....... and make stuff taste nice

kek
before weed grinders...... nutmeg grinders

@Le Frenchman oy

Wife's cousin is having a baby

Right fucking now

Like now

Waifu wakes me up

We rushed to hospital

Kek

@Tersheus Wow,nice

@executioner smough add $20 and you’ve got a deal

@executioner smough Hand me over SCP-420-j and SCP-124, and we have a deal.

What are those @Le Frenchman

SCP-124 is magic dirt that makes any plant to grow super-fast and the plant grows in it becomes and improved version itself or somethign

SCP-420-J needs no explanation

It's a joke SCP

Basically, with those two things, I could have a cannabis empire in Canada.

I have a bunch of bruises on my rib cage from a patient jumping me in the hallway

I am in so much pain right now

wtf

Jesus fuck.

Why did he jump you?

Was he a black?

I assume it was a crack head

He was a black and I think he was mad at me because he pulled something in his knee after I fixed it and I told him not to do it

fucking nogs

Now he’s in the ER getting his jaw wired and his nose re-broken

Another 13% off to the big house

what a retard