Bold of you to assume I'm a neet who doesn't bathe ya sleeper kike

Into the chamber you go

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Boogalations 40:30
"If the man does not contain the sacred flesh on his falic member, he is an agent of the big nose and must culled from the rest of the population"

I have no foreskin

>tfw no foreskin
>tfw job
Am I a Jew

You want to cull the one person who could usher in a new based generation

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Yo is it bad that my lungs feel tight sorta when breathing all the way in

Nah that’s just the Virus taking hold

Well shit

Nice knowing you guys

I'm not saying you have a dirty dick...

just trying to look for some kind of upside

My brother is fucking too retarded to pee properly

He keeps pissing on the bathroom floor and I have to clean it up while his fat ass melts onto his chair

Or when he catapults into it like the fucking asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

Take one of the piss wipes and slap him with it

>piss wipes

What

Wipe it up with Tp

And slap him with it

Oh also

He's too fuckig retarded to put toiler paper in the god damn toilet so it's also on the fucking floor

@keknomancer Next time I fuckin will

Please do

Record it for us

You better nigga

Become the superior twin

I might

I'll slap him with it but idk about recording it

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Piss wipe

At the risk of escalation, you could also stuff the pee wipes into his pillow case.

Heh

Or feed it to him

That should be easy

>amass an entire pillowcase of piss wipes

>feed it to him

Nah