My brother is fucking too retarded to pee properly

He keeps pissing on the bathroom floor and I have to clean it up while his fat ass melts onto his chair

Or when he catapults into it like the fucking asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

Take one of the piss wipes and slap him with it

>piss wipes

What

Wipe it up with Tp

And slap him with it

Oh also

He's too fuckig retarded to put toiler paper in the god damn toilet so it's also on the fucking floor

@keknomancer Next time I fuckin will

Please do

Record it for us

You better nigga

Become the superior twin

I might

I'll slap him with it but idk about recording it

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Piss wipe

At the risk of escalation, you could also stuff the pee wipes into his pillow case.

Heh

Or feed it to him

That should be easy

>amass an entire pillowcase of piss wipes

>feed it to him

Nah

Fill the pillow case with piss wipes and nickels and beat the shit out of him with it

Kek

I got a case of coronavirus in my town its been nice knowing yall <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

i got a case in denver

i'll see you fellas at the golden gates

you'll guarenteed dead if youre weak

Three cases in the town I work at. Keep in mind this towns a college town with a homless problem

I aint weak but my grandpa is 94 and weak af anyway so i figure if he gets it thats it for him

oh shit nigga

it wont have any homeless after the corona hits

Ww2 vet taken out by a gook flu

Keep your Gramps safe if you can arizona

late term revenge

GRAMPS WILL LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY