crush the urbanite

What's the tastiest fauna native to Oz? Land beasts only

Koala looks tasty

yeah nah theyre sacred cunts

crocodile is decent

would recommend trying it if youre ever here

but dont come here

fuck off we're full

who here /drinkingbeeroverlookingtheocean/

"Fight racism, have mixed babies!!"

What about those giant murder birds?

then therell be a thread of white women with mullato kids

Von delete this

What are they called? Can you eat them?

you delete the mulatto kids comment tbh

emu

Cassowaries?

cassowaries are upgraded emus

Can you eat them?

they were emus that lvld up after the emu war

i guess so

https://twitter.com/basedmonitored/status/859573277802549248

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4469872/Teen-defends-prom-date-fat-shamed-Twitter.html

lol

i got chased by one when i was 8

if it caught me itd have killed my ass

they kick you in the shins, which snaps your legs in half

then kick you to death

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i was on my bike on holiday in queensland and the cunt came after me

lmao that nigger and the whale

so i rolled down the hill as fast as i could and jumoed into someones house

Are you talking about a cassowary or a basic bitch emu?

cassowary

those cunts are fucking evil

Those things are terrifying

my allah i will kill them all

the parrot shall inherit the earth

While you discuss this I'm hearing that song "Those were the days" in my head